Marijuana Seeds and Sunflowers

For many years I used to smoke heaps of weed (marijuana). In those days I thought it would be a good joke to play on my home town if I was to plant marijuana seeds along the roadside and in the front gardens of houses all around the town. So I began to go out for walks at around midnight with marijuana seeds in my pocket. And I began planting these seeds in people’s front gardens. I thought it would be really funny to see hundreds of marijuana plants start growing all over town. As took these walks I began to notice that there seemed to be a lot of police cars around the streets at that time of night. I noticed that I was the only person walking around at midnight, and I started to feel very conspicuous. The bag of seeds in my pocket began to make me nervous as...